Skipper VS Dave is the second episode in Cartoon Beatbox Battles Season 2. It is the nineteenth episode overall. It was confirmed by Ase in the post Shadow vs Vegeta stream.
Plot[]
Beatbox Solo Lyrics[]
Dave the Minion:
Uh.. Uh.. Oh..
You need to go oh oh,
You’re really slow, uh oh,
I hope you cho oh oke
You don’t belong here,
Go back to Madagascar
I’ll put you in a cage
After I spit the last bar
Dad was busy as a hippy
That’s why you can’t read,
You’ll fell like Mufasa In a stampede
Girlfriend puts splinters In the wrong places,
Not even real but I'm sure she fakes it!
You can’t even act like a penguin-
So why try?
You think you’re above everyone?
But you can’t fly!
Uh.. Uh.. Oh..
You need to go oh oh
You’re really slow, oh oh
I hope you cho oh oke Well…
(*beatbox*)
Loser… Yeah yeah- Loser… Yeah yeah.. yeah- Loser… Yeah…
That’s what I’m talking bout’
Dave the minion out!
Skipper:
.A-Check One Two. ..
.A-Check Two Three.
(Beatbox)
Yeah Now look here, you pathetic little minion,
You're a wannabe Rabbid its a fact, no opinion.
He's weak, ugly, head looks like a spider,
pulling more weight with your butt getting wider.
You make me cringe,
cause you wanna be tough,
all of your friends are like a bag of cheeto puffs.
So all of you, with your bubbly lookin' eyes,
can go back home with your despicable little lives.
(Beatbox)
Go back home with your despicable little lives.
Bag of cheeto puffs, bag- bagga bag of cheeto puffs
puff pu-pu-puffs)
(B-B-Butt getting wider,
wi-wi-wider
Now take this!
Ha!
Ase: He's a copy of a Rabbid and be lookin like a maggot.
Ase: With his face lookin ragid need to put him in a jacket.
(Beatbox)
Ase: He's a copy of a Rabbid and be lookin like a maggot.
Ase: With his face lookin ragid need to put him in a jacket,
Yeah.
(Beatbox)
HA!
(Beatbox)
Ase: He's a copy of a rabbid.
Ase: And be lookin like a maggot.
Yippie yay. bow (Five)
wow wow yippie yo yippee yay bow wow (Four)
yippie yo yippie yay bow (Three)
wow wow yippie yo yippee yay bow wow (Two)
yippie yo yippie yay. (One)
No contest.
Trivia[]
- This is the second episode of Season 2
- Dave the Minion is the first Illumination character to beatbox in Cartoon Beatbox Battles
- This episode was confirmed by Ase in the post Shadow Vs. Vegeta stream.