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Sam Vs Siri is the first episode in Cartoon Beatbox Collabs, and the first episode overall.
Plot[]
The intro[]
The episode started with Verbal Ase beatboxing during the intro. Then he fell into the Arena. Verbal ASE first announced Sam then he introduced Siri. Then Verbal ASE starts the battle.
Sam's turn[]
Sam first introduces herself to Siri and puts her into her place. The camera then cuts to Sam wearing some beatbox gloves, while asking how Siri is gonna beat her if she has no face.
Siri's turn[]
Siri then introduces herself to Sam and then jumped on her leg making Sam angry. Then, she tells Sam that she looks like Pixar **** Disney.
Sam's turn[]
The camera cuts at Sam wearing one of the Disney princesses dress, telling Siri that she is colorful and interesting, which is why she looks like Pixar Disney. The camera then cuts on a ship where Sam informed her that nobody will buy a phone with her disembodied voice.
Siri's turn[]
Angered, Siri tells Sam that she is useful, but not for the people who need toys. Then she tells Sam that she is a virtual assistant made for 14-year-old boys, then the camera cuts to one of the boys waving at Sam.
Sam's turn[]
Confused of what happened, Sam tells Siri that she is young and that her rhymes are animated like her. Then, Sam compared Siri with a train announcer from 80s and asked her if they are related.
Siri's turn[]
Angered, Siri tells Sam that with age comes experience and she doesn't mind a little gray. Then Siri shows a photo of Sam being a cartoon t&a, while asking who's idea it was to sell a phone with cartoon t&a.
Sam's turn[]
Sam then take a plus stating that she is the pro and Siri is the con and her flow goes beyond. The camera then cuts at people revolted at Siri for not knowing what to answer to them. With Sam stating that when someone asks her anything she doesn't know how to respond.
Siri's turn[]
Siri then tells Sam that her market goes all the way to Indiana. Then, Siri and Sam both agreed that they have something in common: that at least they aren't Cortana. The battle ends with Cortana's ghost leaving her machine.
Lyrics[]
Hey Siri, it's Sam,
I'm here to put you in your place
How you gonna beat me
when you ain't got no face?
Hey Sam, it's Siri,
you think your cartoon **** can diss me?
Your face you're proud of
looks like Pixar **** Disney
Yeah, cause I'm colorful and interesting,
and given the choice
Ain't no human to buy a phone
with your disembodied voice
I'm useful,
not for people who needs toys
You're a virtual assistant
made for 14 year-old boys
I'm younger, sure
and like me my rhymes are animated
I heard a train announcer from the 80s
are you two related?
With age comes experience,
I don't mind a little gray
Whose idea was it to sell a phone
with cartoon t&a?
I'm the pro you're the con
and my flow goes beyond,
If someone asks you anything:
''I don't know how to respond''
Keep talking,
my market goes all the way to Indiana
But we can agree on one thing,
At least we're not Cortana...
Cultural references[]
Credits[]
Performed/Produced
- Verbal Ase
Written
- Verbal Ase
- Steve Hoffstetter
Additional Voices
- Rosie Okumura
Animation Director,Lead Animator,Storyboard/Compositing Artist
- Alex Cherkasoff
Animators,Layout Artists
- Zhanna Sovina
- Polina Zhurlavleva
Additional Art
- Nathaniel Cruz
Lead Inbetweener,Ink&Paint
- Lara Cherkasova
Additional Inbetweens
- Michel Mizzawi
Background Artist
- Elena Spirina
Trivia[]
- This is the first time when two females beatbox against each other.
- This is the shortest episode of Cartoon Beatbox Collabs.
- Verbal ASE posted twenty seconds of the episode drawn by him.
- Sam Vs Siri only had minimum of 2 bad words.
- This is the first Episode with swearing/bad words.
- This is the first episode of cartoon beatbox collabs