Freddy vs Chuck E.

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Freddy vs Chuck E is the first episode of Puppet Beatbox Battles, a spinoff of Cartoon Beatbox Battles but with puppets.

Plot[]

Introduction[]

The episode starts off with the referee Verbal Ase in his puppet form introducing himself, and welcoming the viewers to the very first episode of Puppet Beatbox Battles. We then cut to the series logo and theme before we cut back to puppet Verbal Ase saying to the viewers to make sure to hit the subscribe button and turn on the notification bell so they’ll know who will be going onto the next round, as he then starts introducing the competitors of the first episode.

Introducing the Characters[]

First, Verbal introduces Freddy Fazbear, and he says that he planned something special for him. Second, Verbal introduces Chuck from Chuck E. Cheese, and he roasts Freddy as he says that when he saw his opponent, he says that he has seen scarier teddybears in the gift shop. Freddy then responded, calling him a rodent, and roasted him back saying that his squeaks are so annoying than a malfunction from an alarm clock. Chuck E. was offended, and Verbal Ase tells him that he can get Freddy back, as he then starts his round.

Chuck E’s Beatbox Round[]

During the beatbox solo, Chuck E. starts off with his chorus bringing up Chuck E. Cheese, saying that if anyone’s looking for fun and thrills, he has it there. He then says that at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, people would be stunned and killed, as he advises those that go there to go to Chuck E. Cheese instead. He then says when it’s all said and done, nothing’s better than Chuck E. Cheese.

Chuck E. mocking saying he’s just a puppet with a hand in his rear end controlling him. (Oh the irony.)

Moving onto Chuck’s verse, he tells Freddy that he didn't last long with parents and that his parents left him at Freddy’s playing Donkey Kong. Chuck E then hands out a dirty skid to make Freddy look like he has dirty underwear. When Chuck said that Freddy's pizza will give the people the run, he held up a restroom sign. Chuck called Freddy a mommy walking around with a baby in his tummy. Chuck then tells Freddy that he’s from a game, while he’s the real deal, implying Freddy and his pizzeria is fake while Chuck E. and his restaurant isn’t. He even took a Happy Meal because Chuck E thinks Freddy looks like a toy. Chuck then says he’s going back to the future while Freddy’s stuck in the past, and even called Freddy someone with a hand stuck up his rear end, which is ironic really. Freddy didn't like it and faked yawned as Chuck E. was beatboxing after finishing his verse. And he then concluded his beatbox round by singing out the chorus once more, ending his performance.

Post-Chuck E’s Beatbox Round[]

After Chuck E’s beatbox round concluded, Verbal Ase responded saying his performance had a lot of trash talking, and then asks Freddy if he has any comments on Chuck E’s performance. Freddy said that just at his rapping skills, he said Chuck E. sounded like a mixtape going wrong, and that his voice sounded like a mix between a kazoo and a squeaky toy. Chuck E. said that comparing Freddy to him, it's like comparing a thrilling rollercoaster ride to a rusty old carousel. Freddy then threatened Chuck E. Cheese, saying that he must kill him now, but Verbal Ase quickly stops him from attempting to kill Chuck E., and tells Freddy to get him back in his beatboxing round, therefore starting off Freddy’s performance.

Freddy’s Beatbox Round[]

At the start of his performance, he starts with a short part of his iconic “Toreador March” theme for the introduction. When he starts his chorus, he said that he bit on somebody and called Chuck E an "ugly rat". He also says he would hit somebody when talking smack in his performance. He also says he would trip somebody, and tells Chuck E. that he could never to take his place, and says that he could try and get somebody, but says that it’s going to be too late when he even does so.

Freddy mocking Chuck E. because of how he smells.

As Freddy then starts beatboxing, he said that Chuck E Cheese is looking like crusty peas. Freddy starts his verse saying that he wanted to say that it was nice to meet Chuck E, but he says he was a rat that smelled like piss and pizza. He then questions Chuck E. saying this is his place and his name is Chuck, and that word on the street according to Freddy, is that "No one gives a f***". Freddy then said that Chuck E was like an old and outdated red-headed doll, that being Chucky, and said that Chuck would get more folks if he cleaned up his balls, mainly referring to the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit. Freddy then tells Chuck E. that he may not be real, but he’s says better than him, and that Chuck E has gone bad like the cheese he chews on. Then, Freddy said that Chuck's restaurant is popular for all the wrong reasons, and that he’s built like they forgot to put deez (these) in as he dumps a box of toy nuts and bolts all over Chuck E Cheese. Freddy assumes Chuck E’s mad because he’s spitting facts and the truth, and that he will catch his neck in his Spring-trap. Chuck E. was shaking his head from Freddy’s performance, as Freddy sings and dances as he sung the chorus of his beatbox once again. He then concludes his beatbox round with a short part from his iconic “Toreador March” theme once more.

Post-Freddy’s Beatbox Round[]

After Freddy's performance was done, Verbal Ase says that there was a lot of smack talking going around between the two for this episode, and told Chuck E. that Freddy said he smelled like “piss and pizza”, and asked Chuck E. how he feels about that. Chuck E said that although Freddy said that Chuck E smells, he says that Freddy is the one that is sitting down like a dumpster. He then says that he and Freddy are both collectors, but says the main difference between them is that he collects fans while Freddy collects dust and flies. But, Freddy said that Chuck E collects a lot of bull****, and says the only reason that Chuck E's slightly more popular than him now is because everyone is comparing Chuck E. and his restaurant to Freddy and his restaurant. This infuriate’s Chuck E. as both him and Freddy glare at each other, ready to take each other down.

As that happens, Verbal Ase says he’s not going to comment on what Freddy said, but says that the viewers and audience can by letting him know that which of the two they think won the battle, and thanks them for watching Puppet Beatbox Battles, and says who he was once more, and that he’ll see them next time. As Verbal Ase about to conclude the episode, Freddy slowly walks and creeps up to him as he gave his outro, as Freddy said in response on him seeing the viewers and audience next time as he said “or will you”. Verbal Ase then gets confused, and then runs and screams as Freddy jumpscares and attacks him before cutting to static and the credits, concluding the episode here.

Beatbox Solo Lyrics[]

Chuck E[]

Let’s go! Chuck E. Cheese! If you’re looking for fun and thrills,
we got it at Chuck E. Cheese! But at Freddy’s you’re stunned and killed!
So head out to Chuck E. Cheese! And when it’s all said and done,
nothing’s better than Chuck E. Cheese! (Yeah!)

You didn’t last long like your dad with your mom!
They left you at Freddy’s playing Donkey Kong!

Yeah that’s right! I know you’re just a kid!
That suit’s like underwear and you’re just a skid!

Come to Chuck E’s when you’re hungry for fun
But at Freddy’s Pizza he’ll give you the runs

You’re supposed to be a bear, but you look like a mommy walking around with a kid stuck in your tummy

You’re just a game, but I’m the real deal
You’re built like a toy in a Happy Meal!

I’m going back to the future while you’re stuck in the past…
You’re just a puppet with a hand stuck up your aa#@d&

(Beatboxing)

Chuck E. Cheese! If you’re looking for fun and thrills,
we got it at Chuck E. Cheese! But at Freddy’s you’re stunned and killed!
So head out to Chuck E. Cheese! And when it’s all said and done,
nothing’s better than Chuck E. Cheese!

Freddy[]

Ooh! I just bit somebody, and it was an ugly rat!
Ooh! I’m about to hit somebody, if you keep on talking smack!
Ooh! I’m about to trip somebody, you can never take my place!
Ooh! You can try and get somebody, but it’s gonna be too late! Yeah!

(Beatboxing)

Look at that “Chuck E. Cheese”

(Beatboxing)

Lookin’ like crusted peas

I was gonna say that it’s nice to meet ya,
But this rat smells like piss and pizza!

So this is your place, and your name is Chuck..
But word on the street, no one gives a f-$#*?!!

You’re old and outdated like the red-headed doll
You’ll get more folks, if you clean your balls!

I may not be real, but I’m better than you!
You’ve gone bad, like the cheddar you chew

Chuck E. Cheese is popular for all the wrong reasons!
You’re built like they forgot to put deez in!

Oh now your mad right? Cause I’m spittin’ facts!
Gonna get your neck caught in my spring trap!

Ooh! I just bit somebody, and it was an ugly rat!
Ooh! I’m about to hit somebody, if you keep on talking smack!
Ooh! I’m about to trip somebody, you can never take my place!
Ooh! You can try and get somebody, but it’s gonna be too late! Yeah! x2