Freddy vs Chuck E is the first episode of Puppet Beatbox Battles, a spinoff of Cartoon Beatbox Battles but with puppets.
Plot[]
Introducing the Characters[]
Chuck E’s Beatbox Round[]
Post-Chuck E’s Beatbox Round[]
Freddy’s Beatbox Round[]
Post-Freddy’s Beatbox Round[]
Beatbox Solo Lyrics[]
Chuck E[]
Let’s go! Chuck E.Cheese! If you’re looking for fun and thrills, we got it at
Chuck-E-Cheese but at Freddy’s you’re stunned and killed, so head out to Chuck E.Cheese
And when it’s all said and done, Nothing’s better than Chuck-E-Cheese (Yeah)
You didn’t last long like your dad with your mom!
They left you at Freddy’s playing Donkey Kong!
Yeah that’s right! I know you’re just a kid!
That suit’s like underwear and you’re just a skid!
Come to Chuck E’s when you’re hungry for fun
But at Freddy’s Pizza he’ll give you the runs
You’re supposed to be a bear, but you look like a mommy walking around with a kid stuck in your tummy
You’re just a game, but I’m the real deal
You’re built like a toy in a Happy Meal!
I’m going back to the future while you’re stuck in the past…
You’re just a puppet with a hand stuck up your aa#@d&
Chuck-E-Cheese! If you’re looking for fun and thrills, we got it at Chuck-E-Cheese
But at Freddy’s you’re stunned and killed, so head out to Chuck-E-Cheese
And when it’s all said and done, Nothing’s better than Chuck-E-Cheese
Freddy[]
Ooh! I just hit somebody, and it was an ugly rat!
Ooh! I’m about to hit somebody, if you keep on talking smack!
Ooh! I’m about to trip somebody, you can never take my place!
Ooh! You can try and get somebody, but it’s gonna be too late! Yeah!
Look at that “Chuck E. Cheese”
Lookin’ like crusted peas
I was gonna say that it’s nice to meet’cha
But this rat smells like piss and pizza!
So this is your place, and your name is Chuck..
But word on the street, no one gives a aaw$#?!!wh
You’re old and outdated like the red-headed doll
You’ll get more folks, if you clean your balls!
I may not be real, but I’m better than you!
You’ve gone bad, like the cheddar you chew
Chuck E. Cheese is popular for all the wrong reasons!
You’re built like they forgot to put deez in!
Oh now your mad right? Cause I’m spittin’ facts!
Gonna get your neck caught in my spring trap!
Ooh! I just hit somebody, and it was an ugly rat!
Ooh! I’m about to hit somebody, if you keep on talking smack!
Ooh! I’m about to trip somebody, you can never take my place!
Ooh! You can try and get somebody, but it’s gonna be too late! Yeah! x2