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Deadpool Vs Deadshot is the fifth episode in Cartoon Beatbox Battles, and the fifth episode overall (excluding live episodes).
This episode was the first to have tune in the beatbox rounds, and the first to add minor characters into Cartoon Beatbox Battles, with the first minor character being Harley Quinn. This episode has 30 million views on Youtube.
Votes
| Icon | Competitor | Percentage |
|---|---|---|
|
Patrick | 86% |
|
Goofy | 13% |
Plot
Deadpool Vs Deadshot - Cartoon Beatbox Battles
Flashback
Verbal ASE welcomes the viewers to another episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles, episode 5. Verbal ASE tells the viewers on what happened in the previous episode with Patrick and Goofy. He states that Goofy's performance was a little clumsy, but he still was able to dance professionally while dissing Patrick, but Patrick, almost forgetting where his routine, was able to make a beatbox that Verbal ASE calls "unique". By a vote of 86% for Patrick and 13% for Goofy, Verbal ASE says that Patrick will be going on to the next round. Patrick then tugs on Verbal ASE's shirt, asking him if it's time to order. Verbal ASE tells Patrick that the arena isn't a restaurant, and he doesn't have any food. SpongeBob then comes in with a Krabby Patty and gives it to Patrick. Patrick thanks SpongeBob, and Verbal ASE tells them both to leave the ring and to go to the winners area. The two exit the arena and hop and giggle over to the winners' area. In the winners' area, where Pennywise can be seen juggling red bouncy balls and Groot drinking a soda, SpongeBob and Patrick sit down. The fry cook asks Groot how he is, with the tree simply stating "I am Groot".
Introducing the competitors
Verbal ASE tells the crowd that today's battle will be between two characters that are vigilantes, assassins, and are both wanted. After pulling up wanted posters of them, Deadpool and Deadshot can be seen in two sides pointing their guns at Verbal ASE. Verbal ASE then pulls on his shirt, and says that he won't tell anyone about them. Deadpool and Deadshot then pull their guns down. Verbal ASE sighs in relief, then introduces Deadpool. The fourth wall-breaker says first that he's famous, and says hi to multiple people in the crowd. Deadpool then tells Verbal ASE to give him a minute. The ref accepts that. Deadpool is then seen at the winners' area, asking SpongeBob (who he calls "SpongeBoob, with the sponge correcting Deadpool) if he could make him a chimichanga. SpongeBob doesn't know how to respond, but Deadpool tries to persuade him, telling SpongebBb he's seen his show and knows about his "I'm Ready" catchphrase. The merc with a mouth then tells SpongeBob that that's what he says when he's about to get busy, if you know what he means. Deadpool then laughs as Verbal ASE scolds him for the remark. Deadpool comes back to the stage, but quickly tells SpongeBob to not forget about the chimichanga. The fry cook then wakes up Patrick, asking him what a chimichanga is. Patrick thinks, then says it sounds like some kind of chimney. Verbal ASE then introduces Deadshot, who asks Verbal ASE if he needs somebody to be taken out. Verbal ASE tells him it's fine, but the assassin persuades him, saying he has the power to kill his boss, lawyer, bullies, or anyone else bothering him, all for a good price. The host tells him it's all good, with Deadshot telling him to think about it. Deadshot then gives Verbal ASE a card. Deadpool grabs it out of Verbal ASE's hand, and reads the name with a magnifying glass. Deadpool asks Deadshot how he came up with that name. Deadpool then assumes it's because he never misses the toilet. Deadshot then asks if "Deadpool" is supposed to be a better name. He then says that just because the mercenary can't swim, it doesn't mean he should be naming himself "Deadpool". Deadpool sarcastically laughs. Patrick is then seen in the background, chasing a toilet that Deadpool had in his hands. Deadpool then burns Deadshot, saying the reason his name's Deadshot, is because that's how he is with the ladies. Deadshot's shotgun is then seen becoming flaccid as Deadpool makes a mocking "nyoom" sound. Deadshot gets furious and points his gun at Deadpool, which causes Verbal ASE to intervene, stating it's only a beatbox battle. Verbal ASE then starts the beatbox round for Deadpool.
Deadpool's beatbox round
Deadpool says "Look at me now" 3 times in a row, then points at Deadshot, calling him a "hate-r". Deadpool then again says "Look at me now" 3 times in a row, and then poses and points his guns at the camera, saying "Fresher than your mother's killer". Deadpool then remembers that Deadshot was the one who killed his own mom because he couldn't get a boob when she breastfed Deadshot. Under his breath, he adds "last week." Deadpool then tells Deadshot he knows he can't fight unless he had a gun, which makes him weak. The merc then makes his own beat with guns, saying "bang" to every gunshot he makes. Deadpool then makes a pun, bringing out Harley Quinn and saying "bang your girlfriend". Deadpool continues the banging beat, until he stops and brings out his katanas. Deadpool then calls his opponent a "wannabe Deadpool", and that he should tell his mom that he's "Dadpool". He then mentions that if Verbal ASE wanted a bigger battle for Deadpool, he should've brought in Thanos because the movie Deadshot is in has a 27% rating. The assassin then takes a long breath for another fast rap, and then says he doesn't really have to use words to beat Deadshot. He then says "blah blah blah" and that Pikachu could defeat him. Deadpool then says that even though it's not Pokemon it doesn't matter, and that he's the real Mad Hatter because he's bigger and badder.
Deadpool with a white shirt and golden bling.
Deadpool repeats "Look at me now" 3 times in a row once again. Deadshot is seen mockingly dancing to his solo, forming a rainbow above his head, with the assassin pointing at him and calling him a "hate-r" another time. Deadshot then stops dancing, and crosses his arms. Deadpool is then seen in a white shirt and golden bling, saying "Look at me now" 3 times in a row while doing gang signs with his fingers. Deadpool then points at Deadshot, saying that Deadpool is fresher than Deadshot's breath, then offers him a mint. Deadpool then swiftly beatboxes, while doing some dance moves, calling Deadshot a "hate-r" again. Deadpool dances some more while beatboxing, while Deadshot can be seen unamused. Deadpool ends it off with "Fresher than your mother's killer". Deadpool puts his hand to his ear to hear the crowd cheer.
Post-Deadpool's beatbox round
Verbal ASE seems impressed with Deadpool's performance, telling Deadshot that Deadpool said a lot of messed up things about him. Verbal ASE then asks how Deadshot feels about that. Deadshot claims he honestly isn't that mad, and that Deadpool has to be saying all of that because his whole body looks like a melted pepperoni pizza. Deadpool takes offense to this, while Verbal ASE is chuckling. Verbal ASE then starts Deadshot's round.
Deadshot's beatbox round
Deadshot beatboxes while holding a button. Deadpool makes fun of Deadshot's beatbox because it sounds like he's saying "pants" repeatedly. Deadshot presses the button, and fog starts to come. An explosion happens, and Deadshot is running out of the explosion. Deadshot then comes close to the camera. Verbal ASE is seen banging his head to the song, while Deadpool is just slowly clapping. Deadshot then turns the lights to red, and pulls up a rifle, shooting Deadpool's chimichanga that he was about to eat. The assassin grabs a mirror that screams and breaks just from seeing Deadpool's true face. Deadshot then grabs out a hearing aid, saying he's surprised on how Deadpool can hear with no hearing aids. Deadshot then remembers Deadpool has powers, but doesn't seem amused by it, and tells Deadpool he will still shoot him in the butt. Deadshot then considers shooting off Deadpool's head, and throwing him into a pool in which Deadpool would wish he was dead, forming a pun on his opponent's name.
Deadshot walking away from his explosion.
A plate of a chimichanga is then seen in a field, which Deadshot walks away from as it explodes. This repeats, but instead of a chimichanga, it's Deadpool merchandise. Deadshot is then seen back at the arena. With his handgun, he is shooting at the wall. Verbal ASE and Deadpool are seen ducking on the floor, as they don't want to get shot. As soon as Deadshot is done shooting, it's revealed that he spelled his name with bullets.
Post-Deadshot's beatbox round
The lights go back to normal. Verbal ASE compliments Deadshot's beat by calling it sick, and that this episode will be another close battle. Verbal ASE tells the viewers to like and subscribe, and vote on who they think won the battle. Deadpool asks who Verbal ASE is talking to, but quickly remembers Verbal ASE is talking to the viewers. Deadpool shoves the ref out of camera, and Deadpool tells the viewers to vote for him and not Deadshot, because Deadshot is just mad that he couldn't complete his Power Ranger costume, which is why Deadshot has a white helmet and red suit. Deadshot then shoves the other contestant, telling him to shut up. Deadshot then tells the viewers to vote for him, and not Deadpool, because if the merc with a mouth took off his mask, he would look like Freddy Kruger's son. Deadpool then shoves Deadshot back, but tells him that it doesn't matter, because Deadpool still gets more girls than Deadshot. Deadpool says "#Deadshot". Deadshot's shotgun is turned flaccid again, angering him. He throws Deadpool at the camera, ending the episode.
Beatbox Performance Lyrics
Deadpool
Look at me now (x3)
You’re just a hate-r
Look at me now (x3)
Fresher than you Mother’s killer,
Oh wait a minute that was you cause you couldn’t get a boob when she breastfeed you - Last week
I gotta tell ya that I know that you can’t really fight unless you had a gun - that’s weak
I’ma bang, bang-bang bang, bang-bang bang your girlfriend,
Bang bang-bang bang, bang-bang bang and slice yo face,
Here we go again another wanna-be Deadpool,
maybe you should tell your mother I am ‘Dadpool’,
You wanna make a bigger battle bring that fool,
‘cause he don’t really matter with a movie not cool,
I don’t really have to use words to beat you,
Bla bla bla, Pikachu defeats you,
It’s not Pokémon but it doesn’t matter,
I’m the real mad Hatter cause I’m bigger and badder,
Look at me now (x3)
You’re just a hate-r
Look at me now (x3)
Fresher than yo breath, mint?
+Beatbox Your Just a hate-r
+Beatbox Fresher than yo mother’s killer.
Deadshot
Move punk, get out the way, get out the way Punk, get out the way,
Move punk, get out the way, get out the way Punk, get out the way,
Uh oh....nights out,
Deadshot shot ya...lights out,
Ya breakin' all the mirrors with yo ugly face
I’m surprised you can hear us with no hearing aids,
Oh yeah, you got powers, so what?!
It won’t matter when I shoot you in the butt!
Or better yet, I can shoot off you head,
Put it in a pool and make you wish you were dead, ..get it? “Deadpool “?
Move punk, get out the way, get out the way Punk, get out the way,
Move punk, get out the way, get out the way Punk, get out the way
Move!
Cultural References
- When Deadpool pulls up a paper of Suicide Squad (2016)'s ratings, it is by "Rotten Potatoes", a reference to Wikipedia:Rotten Tomatoes.
- When Deadpool has a packet of breath mints, they are branded from "Clic Clac", which are a reference to Wikipedia:Tic Tacs.
- When Deadpool pulls up a green top hat, it's the Mad Hatter top hat.
- When Deadshot explodes a bunch of Deadpool action figures, they are POP! figures.
Credits
Written/Produced
- Verbal ASE
Animation Direction, Lead Animator, Storyboarding
- Alex Cherkasoff
- Gennedy Morkovin
- Tresenella
Lip-Sync Animator
- Adnan Khan Afridi
Lead Inbetweener, Lead Artist
- Lara Cherkasova
Ink & Paint Artist
- Alexander Tereshin
Errors
- At multiple moments, Deadshot's design changes to a brighter suit.
- When Deadshot shoots on the wall and Verbal ASE and Deadpool protect themselves, there are fewer gunshots than what can be heard.
Trivia
- This is the first episode to have music in the background of the character's beatbox rounds.
- This episode is the first to reveal a future competitor before they beatbox in their own episode, that being Thanos.
- This is the first episode have two competitors to start with the same letter .
- This is the first episode ever introducing anti-heroes in Cartoon Beatbox Battles.
- This is Deadpool's only time beatboxing first.
- With the elimination of Goofy, no Disney characters are left in the game.