Darkseid Vs Thanos

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Darkseid Vs Thanos is the seventh episode in Cartoon Beatbox Battles, and the seventh episode overall (excluding live episodes).

This episode has 41 million views on Youtube, and like Mario Vs Sonic, is highly known for being a meme on the internet.

Votes

Icon	Competitor	Percentage
	Black Panther	78%
	Batman	21%

Plot

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Flashback

Verbal ASE welcomes the viewers to another episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles, episode 7. Verbal ASE tells the viewers on what happened in the previous episode with Black Panther and Batman. Ase said that Batman's performance gave him a headache, with Batman growling at him. However, Ase states it in a good way. With all the headbanging, firemaking, smack-talking, and beatboxing, Batman proved that he was a master detective and a master performer. But Black Panther's performance was smooth due to him dancing and beatboxing to his remix of Smooth Crinimal. He then showed them that Wakanaka knows how to party. Ase then shows them the votes with Batman having 21% and Black Panther having 78%, and states that looking at their votes, Black Panther would be going on to the next round. Black Panther then does the Wakanaka slatue and shouts "Wakanaka FOREVER!" Verbal Ase then holds up a Batman sign, sniffing a bit and saying "Batman Forever." Panther heard what Ase said and got upset until Ase said what he wanted to hear. Black Panther then calmed down and smiled.

Introducing the competitors

Verbal Ase then starts the round, stating that the two characters are even scarier than his 6th grade teacher. First, he introducs Thanos, the Mad Titan and the Dark Lord. Thanos approaches Verbal ASE and asks him if he is scared. Verbal ASE gulps, and then confirms. Thanos gets a chuckle, and then tells him; "Don't worry. Today I focus on different prey." Thanos says this as he points to Darkseid, whose mad and eyes were glowing with fire. Verbal Ase then introdues Darkseid. He is then introduced and seen up to Thanos saying "so you're the famous Thanos." Thanos comes back by saying that he's never heard of him before. Darkseid states he would remember him after Darkseid beats Thanos up. Thanos states that he would love to see him try. The two then glare at each other, with Verbal Ase trying to tell them that it's only a Beatbox Battle. However, they looked at him. Ase then saids that they could embrasses each other before they finish each other off. Luckily for him, Darkseid and Thanos agreed with his words. Ase then ask Thanos to start, if that was okay with him. Thanos then turned around, advising Verbal Ase to get out of the ring, which Ase does and starts the round.

Thanos's beatbox round

Thanos teleports all around the ring and then seen walking saying "up in here". Then, he puts an infinity gem on his infinity gauntlet and teleports to him. Then begins an arm wrestling match in the air and Thanos is next seen on the Avengers:Infinity War Titan, battle for the time stone scene. Then Thanos states why Darkseid should battle a crusty old man when he couldn't even defeat Superman. He states Darkseid is lucky it's only a beatbox battle and if it was a real battle he would lose easily. Then he states Darkseid has only planet, and he has an entire galaxy under his dependence. He will go on and say that Darkseid will bleed and die and he realizes destiny still arrives. He is then seen shaking the earth, and juggling an infinity gem. This turned his beatbox solo into a meme on the internet.

Post-Thanos's beatbox round

Thanos ends his round and Verbal ase thinks his performance was heavy then asks Darkseid if he had any comments about Thanos's round and Darkseid responds with "Oh that was his actual round I thought he was still warming up." Thanos gets offended and says that he if so eager to die even though Darkseid can't die Verbal Ase freaks out and Wait lets see what he can do first Then Thanos agrees to let Darkseid embarrass himself Darkseid says he's gonna cry so make sure you give him these Then Darkseid threw a tissue box at Verbal Ase Thanos takes offense and Snaps the tissue box out of excistence then after Verbal Ase's countdown Darkseid starts him round

Darkseid's beatbox round

Darkseid starts his round with the camera really close to his face beatboxing then he states that he's the darkseid then starts beatboxing again then you can see Deadpool eating a chimichonga and Deadshot putting hot sauce in it and Darkseid says that he is walking through the valley of Thanos's bad breath and then calls him a purple faced barney and states that Thanos forgot that he's the best and that he wants to be down but he can't be and He was born a god when Thanos was born a flea and that Thanos is trying to look like Michael Jackson but with only 1 glove then he states that he will take Thanos's gauntlet and then slap him with his own hand and he states that Thanos is gonna be spending most his life living in the Darkseid paradise 4 times with Thanos in jail scrubbing the floor painting the wall then the tv explodes Then once again states that he's the Darkseid and showing he is better then him in everything like playing chess video games and rock paper scissors then ends his round

Post-Darkseid's beatbox round

Verbal ase states that Darkseids round was pretty dark Darkseid agrees and then says its time to get down to business and goes to fight Thanos Thanos said his performance was pathetic and the only way to settle was a fight and Verbalase stops then and says WAIT YOU GUYS CAN'T FIGHT HERE very scaredly and Darkseid and Thanos ask Why not because theres not enough room for you guys to release your full power then they both agree to fight on the moon and thats when Verbal Ase tells the viewers to vote on who won the battle

Beatbox Performance Lyrics

Thanos

(Beatbox 2 bars)
Ya'll gon' make me act a FOOL, up in here, up in here!
Ya'll gon' make me lose my cool, up in here, up in here!
Ya'll gon' make me bust a SMACK, up in here, up in here!
Ya'll gon' make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here!
Why should I battle a crusty old man,
When U can’t even defeat a little weak Peter Pan?
Ya lucky this is only a beatbox battle,
'Cause in a real battle, I would make ya feel rattled!
Look at him! He only got one planet!
I got the whole Galaxy under my dependence!
UR gonna beg when U bleed and die,
As U realize destiny arrived!
Ya'll gon' make me! + Beatbox
Ya'll gon' make me! + Beatbox
Ya'll gon' make me! + Beatbox
Ya'll gon' make me! + Beatbox
(Beatbox 2 bars)
LEMME SHOW U HOW TO SCRATCH IT.
(Beatbox)
Either way, destiny still arrives!

Darkseid

(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
(+ Beatbox 4 bars)

As I walk through the valley of yo bad breath,
I think this purple face Barney forgot that I’m the best,
You wanna be DOWN but you can’t be,
I was born a god while you were born a flea,
Tryna look like Michael with only one glove,
When I rip it off you’ll be in back of -
ya base begging ‘Please don’t hurt me man!’
And that’s when I’ll slap you with your own hand,
You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
(+beatbox) I’m the Darkseid,
(+beatbox) Darkseid,

Cultural references

In the middle of when Thanos places the Space Stone in his Infinity Gauntlet, it has the "m" logo of M&M's on it.
In Darkseid's beatbox solo when Thanos gets sat on by a cow, it's a reference to Earthworm Jim end credits.
In Darkseid's beatbox solo when Darkseid displays things he will do to Thanos, he shows them all in an "Ultra Slime Dark TV", supposed to reference the Ultra Slim TV.
In Darkseid's beatbox solo when Darkseid and Thanos are playing chess, there's a Black Panther king on the table.
In Darkseid's beatbox solo when Darkseid and Thanos are playing games, the console they're playing on is the Nintendo 64.

Errors

At 3:18 and 6:33, there is russian text that appears, which translates to "puff".
At 5:35, verbalase doesn't have his logo on his shirt.
More of a continuity error, but on the Infinity Gauntlet, the Time Stone is placed where the Mind Stone is supposed to go.